Abhishek Upamanyu From dealing with the problem of being an ugly baby to getting millions of views on his Youtube channel, this guy’s come a long way. Here’s Abhishek at his most hilarious.
“Mai Mumbai local mein ja Raha tha aur mera Ek paer bahar latka Hua tha, Ek Uncle Aaya usko takar ho Gayi, Maine Kaha, ‘Teri toh’ usne Kaha ‘sorry Bhai Sahab’ ‘sorry? Iska answer toh nai aata mujhe. Then I realised when the other person apologises, toh aapka ego khatam ho jata hai. Like you go into self-analysis.”
“Mai kab Chota tha Mai chocolate Kha Raha tha. Toh mere Dad Aaye, kehte hai, ‘beta chocolate mat Khao, daat mein keede pad Jayenge.’ Toh Mai ice cream khaane Lag Gaya. Toh mere dad Aaye, kehte hai, ‘beta ice cream mat Khao daat mein keede pad Jayenge.’ Toh mein keede khans Lag Gaya.
“Respect your elders, that’s one thing that our parents have always taught us, right? But never explained why. Aur mujhe lagta nai unke paas koi reason hai.”
“So you should respect your elders and respect women. Matlab Sirf chotte ladko ki bezzati Kar sakte hai Hum?”
“Agar gareebon ko Patta chal Gaya, ki buddhon ke Marne se khaana milta hai…. Area ke buddhon ki life kaafi khatre Mai aa jayegi na!”
“Once I told my mom, ‘Mai soch Raha hu Baal thode Lambe karlun’. Voh kehti hai, ‘Haan- Haan Lambe Karlo, sari phenol, Sadak pe Nach ko, Ghar mein thode paise Toh aayenge’ .”
“My dad saw me and this was the first conversation he had with my mom- ‘Kya Karna hai fir Iska ab.”
These are just a few of his many jokes that we clearly couldn’t just get over. If you are having a bad day just watch his videos and your mood will surely improve.