365 Days
Rating: 0 stars
Just how bad is 365 Days” This Day, the sequel to Netflix surprise smash success 365 Days in 2020 where the lead pair just…. And there is no polite way of putting it…just fucked and fucked and fucked. And then they fucked some more.
The sequel follows the same nauseously carnal route. It is so devoid of any relevance and so in love with its own armpit-level stink that this could very well be the worst film that Netflix has ever put into the market.
I can understand the anxiety to score. Netflix is rapidly losing ground in several countries. What better way to regain some of the lost glory than borderline porn? The two lead characters Laura (Anna-Maria Sieklucka) and Massimo (Michele Morrone) have nothing in common except mutual lust. They pretend to be in love say they can have s*x together.
The one interesting sideline to this torrent of trash is the lack of mutual respect between the two individuals. The only time they care for each other’s company is when they are in bed. …in a manner of speaking. This couple has s*x anywhere;just give them a flat surface. And it can’t get any flatter than this film on feverish fornication.
There is a plot too. Oh yes, if you don’t have a plot then this film would go to PornHub , not Netflix. So Laura is a lonely wife soon after her wedding with Massimo. Oh, did I tell you,they have s*x on their wedding day on the table.
Laura is soon fucking with another man named Nacho(Simone Susinna) who whispers ‘sweat’ nothings into Laura’s ears.
“I am not like any other man you’ve had,” Nacho tells Laura.
She seems happy to agree.Any other response would require a semblance acting skills. But the truth is, there is nothing about any character that is distinctive. At the end of the day they are just bodies with no mind.
Here are a set of characters who think with their private parts and live in a world of endless orgasms. If this is going to save Netflix from disaster, then who is going to save us from such disastrous efforts to excite the collective libido of a wounded civilization?